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WaterBullDawg1980
04-13-2010, 11:51 PM
What happens when you wife tells you that you are sleeping on the floor tonight?

Looks like I am about to earn this dubious honor this evening even for a second night in a row. Last night was bc of something really funny though. I had taken an ambien to go to sleep early and it wore off and before I knew it my somewhat dirty boat was mocking me right from outside my front door. So I went outside and drug everyone of those seats into my house to clean down with soap and water, then a touch of simply green, wiped off with a clean damp towel, then 303 cleaner, then 303 protectant. I must have say there from 2-4 cleaning those seats.

So get this straight. I stayed up for hours, By MYSELF mind you cleaning boat seats. WTH!!!

kaneboats
04-14-2010, 09:53 AM
What happens when you wife tells you that you are sleeping on the floor tonight?

For once you get a decent night's sleep.

Jeff W
04-14-2010, 09:58 AM
Sorry Boss, I can't relate. I run [the show] at my house.

mmandley
04-14-2010, 10:14 AM
Never been told to sleep on the sofa.

But then again after working nights for 5 years and Claudia sleeping alone, she doesn't tell me to sleep on the sofa, because i happen to love sleeping on my sofa. I think its more of a punishment to sleep next to her and her bed hogging cover stealing self LOL.

jmvotto
04-14-2010, 11:35 AM
Should have just sleep in the boat, run some cable out there and your golden.......

csmsk
04-14-2010, 11:37 AM
LOL!! mmandley, my sentiments EXACTLY!!!!

sandm
04-14-2010, 12:48 PM
Sorry Boss, I can't relate. I run [the show] at my house.

have to agree. I'd just tell her to go home :)

GeauxTigers
04-14-2010, 05:12 PM
at least you found them again the next morning.

When on ambien, I have a habit of loaning stuff to my neighbors - yes, late at night... and then days later I have no idea what happened to all my stuff

Hmmm... the only time I have ever done anything like that has been while heavily intoxicated (usually with Nicaraguan rum).

jester
04-14-2010, 05:29 PM
Should have just sleep in the boat, run some cable out there and your golden.......

I agree. Nothing better then sleeping in the boat.

WaterBullDawg1980
04-14-2010, 09:34 PM
Sorry Boss, I can't relate. I run [the show] at my house.

Haha! Atta boy!

jmvotto
04-14-2010, 11:08 PM
have to agree. I'd just tell her to go home :)

You send your wife home?:confused:

Sled491
04-15-2010, 12:40 AM
I've tried to sneak away and sleep on the couch she comes and drags me back to bed. You would think after 5 yrs on the road she'd learn to sleep without me.
Dude sorry to hear about your prediciment, try giving her the ambien next time :D

Jeff W
04-15-2010, 10:16 AM
You send your wife home?:confused:

I'm thinking he's got a GF who doesn't live with him.. Gotta be.. Can't figure out how I'd send my wife home..

I'm open to any ideas though if you have em'! ;)

kaneboats
04-15-2010, 10:17 AM
My brother tried that once. They sent her back.

Sled491
04-15-2010, 11:01 AM
Right, I'm thinking back to the inlaws house. But after a decade they may have snuck out of town to avoid such a situation :)

markcr
04-15-2010, 12:02 PM
My wife would get out of bed at 3:00AM just to make sure I was cleaning it properly.

Sled491
04-15-2010, 12:08 PM
Shit, my wife would get out of bed at 3:00AM just to make sure I was cleaning it properly.

Now that's funny