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kaneboats
09-02-2010, 04:25 PM
Many of you have noticed the absence of Moombadaze for about a week or more. The game here is to try to guess where he is or has been. This IS the place for rampant speculation so try to have some fun with it.

My submission:

Daze got a chance to climb Mt Everest and left -- but no one has heard any communication from his camp for over a week.

EDIT: Winning entry gets a nice MOOMBA sticker via the U.S. Mail.

viking
09-02-2010, 04:41 PM
He's fallen and he can't get up! And he didn't subscribe to Life Alert so he's on the floor looking up at his computer screen wondering how and the hell he's going to post

Canuckle Head
09-02-2010, 04:47 PM
He's taken too much Viagra and it's interfering with his ability to type properly.:p

02Outback
09-02-2010, 05:28 PM
He's been working.

saskyrider
09-02-2010, 05:56 PM
He has managed to manufacture some type of never ending fuel supply therefore he never has to come off the lake.......

or a variation of Viking's......

he slipped and hit his head on the side of his boat (moomba) and is slightly out of it.. (dazed) and can't find the keyboard...

:p

jester
09-02-2010, 06:00 PM
No he is working for the DEA doing an undercover drug bust acting as a drug dealer in Vegas and partying like a rock star every night to keep the act up.

skiyaker
09-02-2010, 06:06 PM
he's on wakeworld reading "boobs for ballast"

2007 Outback V
09-02-2010, 09:46 PM
Bet he won the lottery and bought a MC or something, boooooo. He's too ashamed to admit what he did. His moomba daze are over.

Canuckle Head
09-02-2010, 11:35 PM
He came up to visit me in BC and now he's moombadazed and confused! ;)

zabooda
09-03-2010, 03:19 AM
He's on the run. Put in an address and look around.

http://thewildernessdowntown.com/

sandm
09-03-2010, 07:10 AM
He was home visiting family in Wenatchee and.. well... I think the story below from the Seattle NBC affiliate tells the rest. He's currently at an undisclosed location undergoing plastic surgery..

Hiker shoots self in butt on Blewett Pass
by Associated Press

KING5.com

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 11:03 AM



WENATCHEE, Wash. - A hiker on Blewett Pass shot himself in the butt when he put a handgun in his back pocket.

The Chelan County sheriff's office says the man had moved his .40-caliber handgun from its holster to his back pocket Saturday to see if that position would be more comfortable.

The Wenatchee World reports the gun fired the bullet down his left buttock and left leg, coming to rest just above the knee. He was treated at Central Washington Hospital in Wenatchee.

saskyrider
09-03-2010, 10:06 AM
He was home visiting family in Wenatchee and.. well... I think the story below from the Seattle NBC affiliate tells the rest. He's currently at an undisclosed location undergoing plastic surgery..

Hiker shoots self in butt on Blewett Pass
by Associated Press

KING5.com

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 11:03 AM



WENATCHEE, Wash. - A hiker on Blewett Pass shot himself in the butt when he put a handgun in his back pocket.

The Chelan County sheriff's office says the man had moved his .40-caliber handgun from its holster to his back pocket Saturday to see if that position would be more comfortable.

The Wenatchee World reports the gun fired the bullet down his left buttock and left leg, coming to rest just above the knee. He was treated at Central Washington Hospital in Wenatchee.



ohh ohh!!!! i like this one... lol!

kaneboats
09-03-2010, 11:05 AM
No clear winner yet but one leader. Keep trying fellas.

sandm
09-03-2010, 02:24 PM
Just a quick update..
although moombadaze's family is in wenatchee, they lack the proper medical care that such a fine watersports enthusiast needed. He has been transferred to Seattle, where, under the care of Dr. E. Antonio Mangubat, M.D. Board Certified Cosmetic Surgeon he is receiving the finest of care. He is currently staying on-site, as the procedures to take care of his horrid gunshot wound are delicate and the surgeries need to be performed at precise intervals..

Here's a detail of what he will be going through http://www.southcentercosmetic.com/butt-implants.shtml For those that wish to send flowers, please forward all payments and cards thru to Ed, the birthday police, who can be reached here http://moomba.com/msgboard/member.php?u=136

newty
09-03-2010, 03:07 PM
Hes in Afghanistan deep under cover with an elite group of army rangers that he has hand picked and trained to locate and kill Benladen or...

Maybe he he's at Hooters again. Second job?

I'll bet his butt looks cute in those orange shorts!:p:p:p

I wish I was PWI, This would bring funny to another level!

moombadaze
09-03-2010, 07:24 PM
Sorry guys nothing as exciting as what's been speculated.

Lost the internet at home for over a week---sucks! the I got a nasty cold and would come home and down some nyquil and a hot shower and then hit the bed, and then got basically a new job at the same time with no internet allowed.

Boring boring boring stuff.

But, Shooting myself in the butt-really :rolleyes:

well...

I have shot a arrow into my hand with a compound bow-arrow stopped at the feathers-then I had to pull it all the way back out-about 18 inches and boy I really wish I had thought to get some photos of that but the wife and kid were going nuts panicking at the time. got the scars to show for it thou.

WaterBullDawg1980
09-03-2010, 09:59 PM
If that is true, that is truly one of the most awesome stories I have ever heard, and would like nothing more than to see the scars!

Very cool. I may have to start telling that one as one of my own "hunting tales". :)

maxpower220
09-03-2010, 10:01 PM
I have shot a arrow into my hand with a compound bow-arrow stopped at the feathers-. got the scars to show for it thou.

Do you have a permit for hunting out of season?

moombadaze
09-04-2010, 06:25 AM
we were only in the back yard target shooting :mad:

oh-with insurance(very crapy policy) it only cost me about $4,000. ER visit, specalist's later.

kaneboats
09-04-2010, 04:26 PM
All right. Everybody vote for your favorite story. Otherwise I'm giving Daze the sticker.