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wolfeman131
10-28-2011, 04:13 PM
So, we recently purchased leather recliner and noticed a small issue with it. The furniture store was great and sent out a 3rd-party contractor to fix it. Guy showed up today and while fixing the leather asked if he could use the restroom. I showed him where the powder room was and was MORTIFIED when he didn't emerge for 20+ minutes.

C'MON MAN, WHO DOES THAT?!?!?

I usually provide a tip to folks who work in/around the house. I informed this guy that it was customary for me to offer a monetary tip, but in his case I was not going to do so and instead was going to offer him a tip on customer service. He kinda cocked his head to the side and was looking at me funny when I told him, "It's really not a good idea to take sh!t in a client's home. Next time you may want to consider stopping at a F'ing McDonald's or Waffle House and drop your bomb." He was standing on the front porch, and before he could offer up some stupid reply, I casually swung the door closed in his face.

KG's Supra24
10-28-2011, 04:22 PM
Don't act like your $hit don't stink Drew. :p

sandm
10-28-2011, 04:40 PM
Hey, I heard you are having an issue with your dishwasher. I'll be there in a few to look at it...

Please make sure you have the latest issue of boating in the can....

maxpower220
10-28-2011, 04:45 PM
I always leave an upper decker in a client's home. Especially those of whom I can tell are not tippers.

But hey, I get paid by the hour. If I stop at McDs, no one is paying me for that time.

yz 2smoke
10-28-2011, 05:28 PM
You guys are funny...I needed a good laugh after the day i've had.

viking
10-28-2011, 10:40 PM
sounds like he might have stopped at both McDonnalds AND Waffle House. Maybe even Taco Bell and Ihop before your house. Then it hit him :)
At least he didn't yell at you to bring the plunger.............

newty
10-28-2011, 11:19 PM
http://youtu.be/SIZU_NZRfjA

lsvboombox
10-29-2011, 12:02 AM
At least he didn't yell at you to bring the plunger.............

Lol..................

jmvotto
10-29-2011, 09:13 AM
hopefully he flushed. i had a carpet installer years ago that never flushed. wtf?

wolfeman131
10-29-2011, 09:19 AM
Oh man, that is worse than my experience!

jmb
10-29-2011, 10:31 AM
Your killing Drew! Thats to funny. When I come to the next mini-jam I am going to make sure I make my pit stop at the hotel before I go to your place.

moombadaze
10-29-2011, 10:43 AM
really, droppin a load like that is just not right. I can only imagine what your wife was saying.

do a review on google for that company

wolfeman131
10-29-2011, 01:14 PM
Jack, you're welcome on my throne, no worries.

Daze, wife was home and when I told her the story she said I was an a$$.

moombadaze
10-29-2011, 02:00 PM
NOPE, you were not a ass at all, unless you didnt offer a magazine to him.

kaneboats
10-30-2011, 12:27 AM
Magazine? What, there was no paper in there?

wolfeman131
10-30-2011, 12:37 AM
Heck, I'm surprised the guy didn't ask for my iPad so he could check out the Moomba forum.

rdlangston13
10-30-2011, 02:36 PM
I semi destroyed the neighbors bathroom at the lake house while they were out of town...luckily we got it fixed before them came home from vacation!

moombadaze
10-30-2011, 06:31 PM
so not everyone keeps a extra laptop ready for use on the throne, gotta love wireless

posted from the throne:cool:

sandm
10-31-2011, 10:24 AM
I have always found it wierd to see phones in bathrooms right next to the throne. couple of friends that built houses in the late 80's have them, and stayed in a hotel in price, utah that had them...

never felt compelled to answer the phone and converse when doing some serious "thinking"..


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wolfeman131
10-31-2011, 10:29 AM
sent from my Ican using grunting 2.0

^^ that's a good one!

I spend too much time in airports and am always amazed by the guy(s) with the bluetooth in their ear that are obviously engaged in a business conversation that just mosey up to the urinal or disappear into a stall like it's no big deal.

kaneboats
10-31-2011, 10:41 AM
OMG-- It's not even November yet. We are in for a Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooN G Winter this year.

wolfeman131
10-31-2011, 10:49 AM
what makes you say this?

I mean, just because one thread turns to sh!t, you think that's all we're in for?!?!

Or, are you relating this poop post to the way the Gay'dors played on Saturday?

04OUTBACK
10-31-2011, 02:32 PM
Wolfe airport bathrooms brig great laughs for sure! I get weary of the old ear Bluetooth no matter where the user is!

But nothing better for a laugh than a visit to airport bathroom around 7-8 am after an early rise, big cup o joe And a hour locked In an aluminum tube!

sandm
10-31-2011, 06:06 PM
watch out for strange hands under the stall next to ya...

it's what we were famous for here in idaho for a year or so...
apparently life on the road for a congressman is a lonely place :)


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zabooda
10-31-2011, 10:41 PM
Best thread ever.