View Full Version : Looking for new Lake Partner

sled - 1
10-30-2011, 04:51 PM
Found that my 1998 version was defective, had to get rid of her and looking for new one. Must be fun, like the water, can drive an inboard or better yet owns her own. Must be willing to participate in all water activities and a certain level of proficiancy would be nice.

Prefer 5'3" to 5'6" version
slim to atheltic build
kids ok
hair color not important
Must be outgoing and unafraid
Must not be afraid of the sun or bikini's
Must find the smell of suntan lotion intoxicating

Offering in return,

Home on the lake
use of a Moomba Outback
Many laughs
Great cook
Limitless adventures and excitement
Good looking guy with great friends to hang out with

Feel free to send me a PM for further details

10-31-2011, 07:55 AM
need clarification... a 1998 version would be 13????? :)

10-31-2011, 08:08 AM
think the 98 model was not new

10-31-2011, 09:10 AM
come on sled.. posting on here????

you must be desperate :)

10-31-2011, 10:07 AM
props to you, why not, you want a boating/skiing partner so where better to look-way better than some bar.

10-31-2011, 10:37 AM
slim to atheltic build --- Yes-ish
kids ok --- Cool
hair color not important --- what about lack of hair?
Must be outgoing and unafraid --- Check!
Must not be afraid of the sun or bikini's --- Good with Sun and Bikinis!
Must find the smell of suntan lotion intoxicating --- Yup!

PM sent!:D

10-31-2011, 10:47 AM
oh, brother - I've been dreading this as I was sure it was going to happen.

10-31-2011, 11:36 AM
Wolfman's mom is available. I'm done with her for a while, she's a bit noisy for my taste.

10-31-2011, 11:40 AM
don't get mad cause she had to keep asking, "Where's the beef?"

11-01-2011, 11:44 AM
How much are you willing to pay for this new partner?

11-01-2011, 12:26 PM
:) :) We better get a mod to lock this one up quick ;)

sled - 1
11-01-2011, 12:49 PM
I was just trying to be funny, didn't think it would go this way.

some clarification, original sticker date 1971, but I took possesion in 1998

Uh should have made it very clear must be "Female", sorry

Again just having fun here with my friends.

However if it works out what the heck Bwahahaha

11-01-2011, 02:14 PM
Uh should have made it very clear must be "Female", sorry

Newty will be so bummed...

11-01-2011, 03:14 PM
Totally bummed!!!

sled - 1
11-01-2011, 03:30 PM
Sorry Dude, that's just how I roll :)

11-01-2011, 03:54 PM
LOL Nice!:D

11-01-2011, 04:53 PM
I can see the commercial now... 1 in 5 relationships starts on match.com, the other 4- moomba.com :)

good luck sled and hope you, like me, find a newer model that enjoys the water recreation...

11-15-2011, 04:19 PM
I was wondering if sandusky..I mean sled was ever going to bring up the word girl or women? LOL. I dont think he knows Its a sword fight on here, the female pool is real shallow here. Good luck man. Jet-lmao

11-15-2011, 04:30 PM
Mine would have been more like.

She must have:
BIG tower
nice deck
BIG sacs
lots of power
big gas tank for lasting!
smooth paint so she feels good to the touch
nice sterring wheel for easy turning and manuverability (??spell)
tight storage
and a not so loud stereo, I dont like them when they are that loud. lmao

Dusty's Mom
11-18-2011, 10:14 AM
I was just skimming through the classifieds ... speakers, boats, cleats ...

I could only find one thing I need. Would you take a lowball offer? I'll PM you.

11-18-2011, 11:10 AM
i was just skimming through the classifieds ... Speakers, boats, cleats ...

I could only find one thing i need. Would you take a lowball offer? I'll pm you.


11-18-2011, 11:29 AM
Oh lord. :(

11-18-2011, 01:11 PM
wasn't me . . .

but, DANG, I wish I'd thought of this!


sled - 1
11-27-2011, 06:27 PM
You guys are killing me :), Uh Dusty's mom make me an offer ....Just Kidding. Seems to be plenty of offers coming in from the Master Craft site...wonder what that is all about Bwahahahaha