View Full Version : Desert Island
12-19-2011, 04:44 PM
OK... this one is a real thinker...
Who would you choose:
Carmen Electra (but she really doesn't help with any day to day chores or survival needs)
Kathy Bates (but she is a hard worker and contributes daily)
12-19-2011, 04:55 PM
You can teach her to help. You can't teach looks.
12-19-2011, 04:57 PM
Pictures added for reference.
12-19-2011, 04:59 PM
Now lets be fair! LoL, she has aged a bit since...
12-19-2011, 05:01 PM
WOW.. that puts it in perspective
Here is another school of thought.
Kathy might start looking alright after a few months... and way past child bearing years! :)
And she will catch and cook dinner.
12-19-2011, 05:01 PM
we've all seen the motivational poster that says "somewhere, there is someone else sick of her $hit too", so this would be a tough one..
is there a grocery store on said desert island where I could procure paper bags??
12-19-2011, 05:03 PM
I forgot to vote, I'm in for Bates. I'm all about letting her handle the hard work.
12-19-2011, 05:05 PM
My reply didnt go through
Afraid no bags... you would have to fashion one from coconut husks... or perhaps a shelled out soccerball... if one were to wash up!
12-19-2011, 06:28 PM
Considering the ball stench I would achieve while stuck on an island I would take Kathy. I would feel less awkward of she smelled me
12-19-2011, 07:52 PM
Is that Carmen pre or post Rodman? If it's post, you're going to need that drug store!
12-20-2011, 07:09 AM
Pre Rodman, listen, no one could compete with that! As for ball stench... great point, I am thinking a daily saltwater scrub would be needed. I would think the first priority would be figuring out some sort of "safe" shaving method for both of you!
12-20-2011, 07:59 AM
Pre Rodman, its no contest & I'm down w/ Carmen.
12-20-2011, 08:43 AM
Bates is repulsive! I'm all visual, and we're likely dying on said island so who cares! Die happy!
12-20-2011, 09:15 AM
You might not die! I mean, if Kathy starts slaughtering wild boars and stuff, you could carve out a nice life! :)
I am being devil's advocate.. I would of course choose Carmen. I could work for the both of us. Can't yall tell, I am a hard worker?
12-20-2011, 09:57 AM
Chawk, very funny but your random thoughts are just off!! LOL Of course Carmen pre Rodman
12-20-2011, 12:29 PM
what makes you think that carmen would even stick around? she may take one look at who she's stuck with and bolt, assuming none of us look like rodman :)
12-20-2011, 02:05 PM
No.. she can't... it's desert island... you are both marooned!
12-20-2011, 02:27 PM
so couple of thoughts...
she would just go live on the other side of the island, and if it's not that big, I'd probably kill myself first having to spend 24/7 next to any woman :)
maybe we could just be "friends with benefits"... best of both worlds.... she'd pop over to my side of the island every few days and then leave..
12-20-2011, 02:50 PM
Hmmmmmm. Can Kathy make beer?
12-20-2011, 03:44 PM
She looks very tired from the wreck.........
12-20-2011, 05:44 PM
Can Kathy make beer...yes.
Carmen can't, but loves to get drunk on whatever island booze you can figure out how to make.
12-20-2011, 06:05 PM
Ahhhh, nevermind the beer.
12-20-2011, 06:08 PM
This would give me some serious motivation to want to live, show off my survival skills, be her hero if ya know what I'm sayin.
Sorry Kathy but being stuck with you would provide the motivation to want to end it all. Doesn't matter if you can brew beer like the Widmer brothers or cook like Emeril. I'd be looking for my ticket out
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