C'mon Man!

[wolfeman131]

So, we recently purchased leather recliner and noticed a small issue with it. The furniture store was great and sent out a 3rd-party contractor to fix it. Guy showed up today and while fixing the leather asked if he could use the restroom. I showed him where the powder room was and was MORTIFIED when he didn't emerge for 20+ minutes.

C'MON MAN, WHO DOES THAT?!?!?

I usually provide a tip to folks who work in/around the house. I informed this guy that it was customary for me to offer a monetary tip, but in his case I was not going to do so and instead was going to offer him a tip on customer service. He kinda cocked his head to the side and was looking at me funny when I told him, "It's really not a good idea to take sh!t in a client's home. Next time you may want to consider stopping at a F'ing McDonald's or Waffle House and drop your bomb." He was standing on the front porch, and before he could offer up some stupid reply, I casually swung the door closed in his face.

[KG's Supra24]

Don't act like your $hit don't stink Drew.

[sandm]

Hey, I heard you are having an issue with your dishwasher. I'll be there in a few to look at it...

Please make sure you have the latest issue of boating in the can....

[maxpower220]

I always leave an upper decker in a client's home. Especially those of whom I can tell are not tippers.

But hey, I get paid by the hour. If I stop at McDs, no one is paying me for that time.

[yz 2smoke]

You guys are funny...I needed a good laugh after the day i've had.

[viking]

sounds like he might have stopped at both McDonnalds AND Waffle House. Maybe even Taco Bell and Ihop before your house. Then it hit him
At least he didn't yell at you to bring the plunger.............

[newty]

[lsvboombox]

At least he didn't yell at you to bring the plunger.............

Lol..................

[jmvotto]

hopefully he flushed. i had a carpet installer years ago that never flushed. wtf?

[wolfeman131]

Oh man, that is worse than my experience!