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    I was driving my my youngest daughters friends home from her birthday party yesterday when a cat ran out from between 2 cars. With no time to do my usual avoidance manoeuvre I ended up fatally nicking the little devil. The girls we pretty occupied in the van so I thought I got away with it. Till my daughter asked if I had hit the cat? I said No but it wasn't quite convincing enough and her and her friends stated begging me to go back and see if the "kitty" was alright. After they told me it could be some poor little girls pet I reluctantly agreed. I circle around to the location to find an elderly Italian lady with the cat in her arms. (not moving ). I get out at my daughters request and approach the lady explaining what had happened. She was crying and muttering in illegible Italian to me. I explained how I had no time to avoid her cat but she just got louder. I pulled out my wallet but only had $20 in it and felt that may be an insult so I went back to the van and got my cheque book. I told her I was sorry and hoped she could get a take care of things and maybe get a new cat and wrote a cheque for $300. It calmed her a little but by now a police officer came by and he gave me another $300 ticket. Man when it rains it pours. Well at least my daughter had a good birthday party.
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    Ok Doc... Everybody now, what was the ticket for? Lol.

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    Another April fools gag?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jpetty3023 View Post
    Another April fools gag?
    Thats what i assumed..
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    Discussing the price of a pussy
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    I thought you were Talking about the NCAA tourney!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOCDRS View Post
    Discussing the price of a pussy
    Ba dum bum...
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    I was going to suggest that the cop give you a party, not a ticket for eliminating another one of those worthless piles of fur
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    Dang... got me again. All laughing aside, I once fatally flattened (2) kittens. They were sleeping under my car.
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    I once got a baby rabbit with the lawnmower. We had a huge back yard and I hadn't mowed yet in the spring. They started coming out of a pinhole in the grass. There was no way to avoid it. I only clipped one of them and then about 7 more came out. Thank God my daughter didn't see that.
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