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    Default New Receptionist

    I've basically been on the road for the past two months, averaging about 1 day a week in the office, so I'm not to up to speed on what's going on here. So today I walk in and there is a new hot chick working at the front desk.

    First thought. Damn, she's hot. New eye candy in the office. Actually the ONLY eye candy.

    Then I introduce myself.
    Then she says, "Oh your my cousin, I'm Aunt so and so's daughter.

    DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2013 MOJO

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    Too funny. Better you found that out RIGHT AWAY instead of later and make a complete a$$ of yourself!
    Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.

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    Hahaha that's hilarious. Did you ask her if it was by blood or by marriage? Lol I kid I kid
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    Are you sure that should not go into Joke of the day? Also it is safer that you are related then looking to date someone in the office.
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    This thread needs pictures.

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    Wasn't looking to date, I'm married. Just eye candy.

    But after knowing your related, it changes the way you look at them, I think....let me go get another look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 94Boom View Post
    This thread needs pictures.
    X2. Too funny.
    A Day at the Lake...Priceless
    A Day in Powder...Endless


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    Default Re: New Receptionist

    Lol thread of the month!


    PWI as usual...

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    Default New Receptionist

    hilarious! snap a pic so we can have a look! haha
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    I dont have a receptionist but this summer we have had a lot of female interns in the office and they do make the day brighter.

    This summer i have had 1 basically assigned to me due to i own a lot of document conversions for our system. <those of you who know me, yes documents, and yes, with my HORRIBLE spelling> maybe thats why they got me a college intern to do it for me LOL. See thers is a method to my madness LOL.

    Anyhow, very distracting indeed, but always nice to have a chat with over coffee and call it a Meeting....
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