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    Politically correct or not it is still funny.ATT00001 (2).jpg
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    Love it. Very funny!
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    Just came across this again and bought I would share it, makes me laugh. If I crossed the appropriate line I understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmvotto View Post
    Just came across this again and bought I would share it, makes me laugh. If I crossed the appropriate line I understand.

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    Freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    A doctor from Israel says:
    "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
    The German doctor comments:
    "That's nothing, in Germany we
    take part of the brain out of a person;
    we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
    A Russian doctor says:
    "That's nothing either. In Russia we
    take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
    The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
    "That's nothing my colleagues,
    you are way behind us....in the USA , about 4 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now.......
    the whole country is looking for work.
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    Here's how it goes:

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    My Mom said I'm not allowed to get wet!
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    A biker is talking to a farmer. Suddenly, this energetic pig rushes out of the barn, squealing happily and snuggling against the farmer. The pig has a wooden leg.

    Curiosity finally gets to the biker, he grins and asks: “Why does this pig have a wooden leg?”

    The farmer glares at the biker and warns: “You be careful what you say about this pig. This pig is real special. Let me tell ya, about a month ago we had a fire up to the house. Wife and I were asleep. This pig right here came racing across the field, banged his snout against the window — we heard it, we were saved. That pig saved our lives!”

    The biker is in awe.

    “Let me tell ya something else. Last week I was out plowing the back forty, out yonder. The tractor went up an incline, overturned and pinned me to the ground. I couldn’t breathe. This pig … this pig right here dug me out, pulled me out by the collar and gave me snout-to-mouth resuscitation! That pig, this here one, saved my life.”

    The biker was thunderstruck. “Yeah, but why does he have a wooden leg?”

    The farmer snorted and rolled his eyes. “Are you crazy? You get a great pig like this, you don’t wanna eat him all at once!”
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    Duh...



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