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Thread: Joke of the Day
06-01-2012, 05:20 PM #111
Sign outside of sheridan, wy1998 Mobius
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06-01-2012, 05:46 PM #112
Love it. Very funny!2012 Mojo
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06-27-2012, 11:01 PM #113
06-29-2012, 08:59 AM #114Senior Member
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06-29-2012, 09:26 AM #115
Freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'08 Mobius LS
06-29-2012, 06:22 PM #116
A doctor from Israel says:
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we
take part of the brain out of a person;
we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we
take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us....in the USA , about 4 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now.......
the whole country is looking for work.-Mark
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09-01-2012, 12:54 AM #117
Here's how it goes:
My Mom said I'm not allowed to get wet!
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09-28-2012, 02:39 PM #118My Mom said I'm not allowed to get wet!
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10-25-2012, 11:07 AM #119
A biker is talking to a farmer. Suddenly, this energetic pig rushes out of the barn, squealing happily and snuggling against the farmer. The pig has a wooden leg.
Curiosity finally gets to the biker, he grins and asks: “Why does this pig have a wooden leg?”
The farmer glares at the biker and warns: “You be careful what you say about this pig. This pig is real special. Let me tell ya, about a month ago we had a fire up to the house. Wife and I were asleep. This pig right here came racing across the field, banged his snout against the window — we heard it, we were saved. That pig saved our lives!”
The biker is in awe.
“Let me tell ya something else. Last week I was out plowing the back forty, out yonder. The tractor went up an incline, overturned and pinned me to the ground. I couldn’t breathe. This pig … this pig right here dug me out, pulled me out by the collar and gave me snout-to-mouth resuscitation! That pig, this here one, saved my life.”
The biker was thunderstruck. “Yeah, but why does he have a wooden leg?”
The farmer snorted and rolled his eyes. “Are you crazy? You get a great pig like this, you don’t wanna eat him all at once!”Malo <--- Means--Evil or Mean One. This explains a lot.
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10-26-2012, 01:13 PM #120
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.